the power to get fat in America

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to even

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!