The power... to move you.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

the power to half transform to something.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The ability to change the color of your poop

From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

The power to forget you have a super power.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!