The Power to Power

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!