The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to have a super power,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!