the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!