The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

mint berry crunch

The power to never finish what you sta...

75% levitation

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to touch your toes

The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!