The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!