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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!