The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

The power to be dead

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to not finish your....

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

the power to turn into a dead person

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!