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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!