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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?
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The ability to lift things up and put them down.
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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person
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The power of love
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The power to die at will
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the power of the succulent game
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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.
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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.
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The ability to change your weight
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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever
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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.
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The power to speak in only anime openings
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The superpower to die in a 1 second.
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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.
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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked
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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.
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The power to think your dreams are real.
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The power of telepathy but only when you alone
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The power to live until you die.
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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu
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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes
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The Power to Die instantly.
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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.
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the power to turn into a cheerio at will
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!