The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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make youself dumb

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to think of food

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!