The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to ejaculate at command

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

The power to moves in slow motion.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!