The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to have a super power,

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The power of night-blindness.

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to kill yourself.

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!