The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to not have any powers

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The ability to not finish sen...

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The power to have a super power,

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!