The power to blink slightly less often.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to be dead

The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to not finish your....

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

the power to turn into a dead person

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to get hurt without a break.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!