The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!