The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to fail at everything you do

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!