The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to digest corn.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!