The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power of 12% levetation

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Acid tears.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!