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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness
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the power to any ugly person love you.
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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP
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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy
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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)
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The power to think of food
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The power to eat your own head.
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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo
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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.
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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.
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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.
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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.
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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"
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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos
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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers
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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.
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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.
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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.
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the power to read this sentence
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The power to Rage Against The Machine
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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!
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The ability to walk slower than everyone else
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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.
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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!