the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to smell water.

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

the power to see through clear glass.

Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

The power to be more human than most people.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

The power of compulsive lying.

The ability to jump

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

The ability to part hair.

The power to be a snail

the power to not have super powers...

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!