the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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mint berry crunch

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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75% levitation

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!