The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power of minding your own business

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to read your own mind

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!