the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!