The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!