The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to see through glass doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!