The power to digest corn.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the power to see through windows.;.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!