The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the ability to die on command

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!