The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to be more human than most people.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!