The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to think of food

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The power to eat your own head.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!