The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to jump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!