The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power... to move you.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to fail at everything you do

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!