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The ability to walk slower than everyone else
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The power to think of food
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The power to have a invisible boat mobile
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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness
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The ability to grow breasts once a year.
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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower
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The power to erect your nipples at will.
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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.
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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.
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The power to forget you have a super power.
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power to fart through your mouth
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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you
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The power to know who farted at any time.
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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting
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mint berry crunch
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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.
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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.
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The power to be french.
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The Superpower to sleep at night.
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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.
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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.
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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet
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the power to any ugly person love you.
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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!