The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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mint berry crunch

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!