The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The ability to smell colors

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the ability to die on command

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!