- Pointless Super Powers

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to not finish your....

the ability to blow yourself

The power to digest corn.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to rotten food.

the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.