The power that will grant you no power.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

the power to see through windows.;.

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!