The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to be french.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!