power to fart through your mouth

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to have gravity.

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The power of hindsight

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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lol

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!