The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to not do it.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to not have super powers...

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!