The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!