The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power of hindsight

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to take a crap.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to read your own mind

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the super power of being a housewife..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!