- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

the power to defecate while standing up...

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to think of food

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

Pointless Super Powers

The Power to f* her right in the p*y!!