The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!