The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!