The power to be asleep while in bed

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to create powers

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!