- Pointless Super Powers

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power... to move you.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to blink slightly less often.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to live until you die.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism