The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to digest corn.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!