The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to eat socks

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!