The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!