- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

the ability to see through air

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power to be invisable when your dead

power to fart through your mouth

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power of having two left hands.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

75% levitation

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

the power to eat with your butt

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

Pointless Super Powers