The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to have a V8

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!