- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

Feeling people's depression.

Pointless Super Powers