The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power... to move you.

The power to lose all your limbs

the ability to levitate

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to be Chuck Norris

the ability to die on command

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

the power to summon a pen, once

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!