- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to fart in colour

the power of words

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

the power to have an idea..

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

he power to make mistakes

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The ability to change your weight

the power to have diarrhea at any time

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

Pointless Super Powers