The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to make water expire.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!