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the power to freeze people only when it's cold
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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"
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The Superpower to sleep at night.
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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.
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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"
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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.
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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years
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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum
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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.
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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present
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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June
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the power to be good at something your already good at.
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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.
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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.
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the power of mind controlling...yourself
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the power to fire my lazer
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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary
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The power to think of food
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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes
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The power to be more human than most people.
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The ability to jump
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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.
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The power to smell farts from miles away
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!