- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Invisible handwriting.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to live until you die.

The ability to not come back to life when you die.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to become a carrot.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to Rage Against The Machine

Pointless Super Powers