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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.
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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.
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the power to disappear up your own asshole
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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT
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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.
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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,
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the power to be immortal, but only temporally
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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them
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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge
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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.
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The power to fly in tornadoes
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The power to become famous on vine
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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.
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Nobody in the world has super-powers.
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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.
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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands
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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.
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The power to do something as powerful as thin air
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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness
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The power to not see anything
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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...
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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.
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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life
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power to fart through your mouth
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!