The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to see in black and white at will.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!