the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

To never remember what the word if means

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The ability to change the color of your poop

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to digest corn.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!