The power to have superpowers from the beginning

thumb_up thumb_down -54

The power to fly, but only downwards

thumb_up thumb_down -54

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

thumb_up thumb_down -58

The power to see other peoples dreams.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

thumb_up thumb_down -74

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

thumb_up thumb_down -90

The power to smell farts from miles away

thumb_up thumb_down -96

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The Power to Die instantly.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to forget you have a super power.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

thumb_up thumb_down +13

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

thumb_up thumb_down +13

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

thumb_up thumb_down +9

the ability to walk through your clothes

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to become helpless at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Ladder hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to stop existing.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to have an ability.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!