Most of Gods powers part 2:
Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right?
God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die.
Jebus: Why?
God: To remove sin...
Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it?
God replies either:
1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll!
2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax...
3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down)
Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious.
Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal?
Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality?
(Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)
