The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power... to move you.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The Power to Power

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to go to hell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!