to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!