The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The ability to jump

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!