The power to stop existing.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!