The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!