The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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75% levitation

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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mint berry crunch

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!