mint berry crunch

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to not be funny

Power to not have any power.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The ability to become visible at will.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to smell through your arse.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!