The power to never have fun...never.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to be powerless

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to think of food

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to jump

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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to poop a penny every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!