the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!