The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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i love to make shit brix

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!