The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fart in colour

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the power of words

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!