The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the ability to darken darkness

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power to get extra homework

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!