the power of the succulent game

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!