The power to create powers

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to be a snail

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to not have super powers...

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power of minding your own business

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!