- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

The power to be gay on command.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The Power to Fail in Failing

the super power of being a housewife..

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to poo without wiping.

the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

The power to shoot iron from your blood

Pointless Super Powers