- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of having two left hands.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to touch your toes

Power to instantly turn drunk

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to not be funny

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

the power to see through windows.;.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

The power to hold your breath when you die

Pointless Super Powers