The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!