The power to die at will

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to not do it.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!