the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power... to move you.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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make youself dumb

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!