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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to fly but only in your room

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!