you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

thumb_up thumb_down +72

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

To never remember what the word if means

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

thumb_up thumb_down +66

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

thumb_up thumb_down +58

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to think of food

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to not see anything

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

thumb_up thumb_down +26

power to fart through your mouth

thumb_up thumb_down +145

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

thumb_up thumb_down +141

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

thumb_up thumb_down +131

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to have gravity.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!