The power to dream about being asleep.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

You can read the minds of rocks.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The Power to fart glitter

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!