The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The ability to part hair.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!