the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!