The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to be invisible when singing

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!